Actual Things That Came Out of Human Mouths at Day One of TechCrunch’s Disrupt SF Conference

“Swimming in the social stream.”
“Crowdsourcing app discovery-platform.”
“Can you talk about getting conceptual liftoff?”
“What’s your current go-to-market strategy?”
“Now, let’s talk about disrupting the disruptors.”
“We’re iterating our butts off, dude.”
“Looks like it’s searching for a use case.”
“We’re all about glocal right now.”
“Collaborative consumption is truly a revolution.”
“Plat-Ag.” (As in “Platform-Agnostic.”)
“You did one of the great pivots of all-time.”
“We don’t measure our success by financial results.”

Sometimes I think the most important thing I can do is teach internet people how to communicate better / like humans.

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    I call shenanigans.
  2. attentionindustry reblogged this from caro and added:
    Sometimes I think the most important thing I can do is teach internet people how to communicate better / like humans.
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  13. maybehunterpryor reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Sounds about right.
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    My job, in a nutshell.

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